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StudiesDegree in Alien Sciences

Four years to understand the incomprehensible.

A complete academic education. From the foundations of exobiology to interplanetary relations. Includes fieldwork and supervised contact with Earth species.

4 years · 240 ECTS · On-campus and astral

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Curriculum4 years · 240 ECTS

  1. Year 1: Foundations of the Inexplicable

    Human anatomy, elementary telepathy and an introduction to the role of the cow in Earth civilisation.

    Subjects

    1. Human Anatomy I: the specimen at rest10 ECTS
    2. Introduction to Telepathy (whisper level)10 ECTS
    3. The Cow: History, Culture and Husbandry10 ECTS
    4. Earth Languages I: Gestures and Grunts10 ECTS
    5. Mathematics for Ten-Fingered Species10 ECTS
    6. Observation Practicum from Low Orbit10 ECTS

    60 ECTSUniversitas Intergalactica

  2. Year 2: Exploration and Contact

    Space navigation, responsible abductions and first-contact protocols. Discretion is advised.

    Subjects

    1. Space Navigation with Paper Maps10 ECTS
    2. Responsible Abduction and Animal Welfare10 ECTS
    3. First-Contact Protocols10 ECTS
    4. Optical Camouflage and Human Disguises10 ECTS
    5. Landing in Pay-and-Display Zones10 ECTS
    6. Supervised Fieldwork (Cuenca)10 ECTS

    60 ECTSUniversitas Intergalactica

  3. Year 3: Interplanetary Relations

    Diplomacy, infiltration and Earth bureaucracy. Special attention to residents’ associations.

    Subjects

    1. Interplanetary Diplomacy10 ECTS
    2. Infiltrating Work Meetings10 ECTS
    3. Earth Bureaucracy I: the Appointment10 ECTS
    4. Residents’ Associations: a Theory of Conflict10 ECTS
    5. Etiquette at Weddings, Christenings and Office Parties10 ECTS
    6. Seminar: Why Humans Clap When the Plane Lands10 ECTS

    60 ECTSUniversitas Intergalactica

  4. Year 4: Domination and Postgraduate Studies

    Colony management, invasion planning and defence of the Final Galaxy Project.

    Subjects

    1. Colony Management and (Literal) Human Resources10 ECTS
    2. Invasion Planning on a Limited Budget10 ECTS
    3. Ethics of Domination (elective)10 ECTS
    4. Relations with the Earth Press10 ECTS
    5. Galactic Research Methods10 ECTS
    6. Final Galaxy Project10 ECTS

    60 ECTSUniversitas Intergalactica

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